Proof that too much Star Wars turns you into a different person...

[trinityvixen]

1. I missed book group last night. It had been pushed back from Monday night on which, of course, I started playing Jedi Knight and could only think about getting as far along in it to get the lightsabre last night. So, I missed book group. My bad.

2. The first thing I said to Carrie when she got back from the ER: I have a lightsabre now!

3. I spent much of yesterday pondering how much trouble you could get into having sex with Jedi. Or two Jedis. I then thought of Mark Hamill having sex and dry heaved for a while.

4. I've written more posts in the past week about Star Wars than I've written about any other obsession, including my love afair with Ryan Reynold's abs.

5. I've been tempted by the dark side (read: I've googled Star Wars fanfiction, but I can't bring myself to click on any links--I said tempted not seduced; seduced will be clicking on the links, turning to the dark side will be reading).

6. I saw a commercial for the Sith movie-video game and was almost hopeful it wouldn't suck.

7. No, seriously, just think about it. Jedi's have telekinesis. Do you have any idea what that could do for erectile disfunction sufferers the world over?

8. If I were a Jedi, I'd want a green lightsabre. This might seem obvious to anyone who remotely knows me, but I thought about it good and hard for about an hour--an hour! This is a huge decision!

9. My favorite character was always Han Solo. Now, thanks to Ewan McGregor's portrayl in Sith in particular, I really have a love for Obi-Wan. Why did you have to hate Star Wars, Sir Alec? I would have loved you!

10. I'm going to be flamed all to hell if I talk about kinky Force play again, so I'll just say that the bryar pistol rocks for long distance accuracy, I fucking hate Tuskens with bow-casters, and there's a reason that stormtroopers never hit anything: they can fire off bursts of thirty rounds at a stationary enemy and not a one will land (damn lousy rifle...but we love it anyway).

Comments

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

That's it. In the immortal words of Jake from Booty Call, "Once again my friends, it's ooooooonnnnnn."

I'll get the game from upstate somehow. I should also steal my family's copy of Scene It, but that one, trust me, no one in their right mind will play with me. Darryl can beat me, probably, though circumstance hasn't allowed that to happen yet (I won all our competitive matches and we were a team last time I played).

But Star Wars Scene It? Dear Lord. It'd be Trivial Pursuit all over again. And, in the words of Mr. Burns, "Excellent." Okay, well, that was one word. I'll make a general challenge to all when the set is again in my filthy clutches.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Mwahahaha!

*tents fingers evilly*

I'm upstate now, and heading to scarsdale tommorow

[arcfox7.livejournal.com]

If you want me to bring the star wars trivial pursuit down email/call me sometime tommorow in the am so I can know to bring it. And I don't need to add to the abundant evidence in front of us all of your and my starwars geekdom but aimee had some list of things if you were too much of a starwars geek and I fit everyone of them. stuff like picking up an onion ring and going "Look sir, droids!" or when pulled over by the cops waving your hand and saying "You don't need to see my identification". Although my favorite was that if you were a true geek according to this, you'd never costume up as Darth, Leia, Luke, Han, Chewy, Obi-Wan etc. you would go as Wedge, or Hutch, or Dak, or boba fett (which although I think he's the best character he's known well enough to count on the earlier list). The even more obscure choices were Max Rebo, (i think moff tarkin was on the list) sy snoodles, any of the bounty hunters from Darth's star destroyer, jabba's palace or the mos eisley cantina.. although I think the hammerhead dude would be a tough costume to make...