But this story is already just as funny as the Sailor Moon/Hellblazer crossover. It's a Harry Potter/Hellblazer crossover. I've only gotten into the first chapter thus far (my boss is back), but it's hilarious.
My favorite line: "Teach me to take a brick to a magic fight."
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ivy03 I've got a Constantine fic for you just over here). Fics courtesy of GAFF's 'antidote' thread, God bless it.
My favorite line: "Teach me to take a brick to a magic fight."
Check it out (and
Re: Never fear! Keep reading!
Date: 2005-06-23 05:06 am (UTC)I sort of scoff at "hir" and "sie", too, because it sounds fucking pretentious. Just pick a damn pronoun already or use your name. I can't see John Constantine ever saying/thinking "hir" - he's going to either assign a gender at will or call Gabriel "Gabriel" or some other noun that makes it obvious who he's referring to. John's not PC, he's not going to give a shit about whether or not he offends an angel by assigning him/her/it a gender.
(Also, I can't remember offhand, but doesn't the novelization identify Gabriel as male?)
Yay, ranty rant rant!