Movie meme
Nov. 10th, 2005 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityvixenIn need of diversion? Tell me from whence these lines have come:
(Note: I won't post which have been guessed here, so don't look at the comments and let's see who gets the mostest!)
1. "Cookies need love like everything does."
2. "You wanna become a cheerleader to prove that you're not a loser?"
3. "I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted."
4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
5. "You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea."
6. "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannabalism,' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
7. "Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you, not anymore."
8. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
9. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
10. "Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game."
11. "Oh, they're hopeless--a disgrace to the forces of evil."
12. "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
13. "A diversion." (note: No, you do not get any more than that. If you need more, you are not geeky enough to read this LJ)
14. "I've been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes and the face of a pretty woman can bestow."
15. "Hee hee, 'Get her.' That was your whole plan. I like it--it was scientific."
(Note: I won't post which have been guessed here, so don't look at the comments and let's see who gets the mostest!)
1. "Cookies need love like everything does."
2. "You wanna become a cheerleader to prove that you're not a loser?"
3. "I knew a guy who had two members on the same body, dated him for about a half hour, got so exhausted."
4. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
5. "You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea."
6. "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannabalism,' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
7. "Congratulations, you are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you, not anymore."
8. "Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated."
9. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
10. "Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game."
11. "Oh, they're hopeless--a disgrace to the forces of evil."
12. "We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time."
13. "A diversion." (note: No, you do not get any more than that. If you need more, you are not geeky enough to read this LJ)
14. "I've been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes and the face of a pretty woman can bestow."
15. "Hee hee, 'Get her.' That was your whole plan. I like it--it was scientific."
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Date: 2005-11-11 05:00 pm (UTC)As for 13, I just keep cycling through old RPGs that I either playing in or ran, all of which had diversions that went horribly, horribly wrong.
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Date: 2005-11-11 05:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-14 07:01 am (UTC)It was such a fucking THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS moment.