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[trinityvixen]

My brother-in-law is a funny guy. We (my mother, myself, and my youngest sister) called him to wish him a happy birthday, giving him the full family experience of overwhelming him with all of us at once. It's completely baffling, as my brother found out when we called him on his birthday (in the morning, too). We found out my mother has continued her goat-related gifting to him (based on the joke he cracked about demanding a dowry for my sister which included goats and camels) with an old movie with the word 'goat' in the title. I asked if he'd gotten his large present yet...

Me: Did you open your big gift?
Jotham: No, I didn't see a big gift.
Me: Oh, it wasn't literally a big one, just, you know, big.
Jotham: Actually, yeah, I opened it. What was it again?
Me:...uh-uh, no telling.

Sneaky devil :)

And that's all she wrote until Monday when I get back from roaming Walt Disney World with a bunch of teenage anorexics with manic, competitive tendencies (read: the National Cheerleading Championships). Should be a riot. I expect to come back with a healthy hatred for my decidedly plumper shape and with some sunburn. That would par for my vacations to date...

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[umeyard.livejournal.com]

HEY!
your shape is fine...you and I are about the same size :P

Just keep in mind one thing
you enjoy food, they eat to survive
who do you think is happier in the long run.

On that note, i think i am going to get myself a big greasy bacon cheeseburger for dinner and lets my tastebuds celebrate :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Clearly yours is the healthier attitude.

I didn't behave myself at all--who does on vacation?--and am back where I started at ten pounds over what would be the maximum normal body index. So discouraging. I will have to work harder at Dance Dancing or something...

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

at this point and time:

I am 30lbs more then i weighed this time last year
and about the same since the wedding
i figured i can either depressess myself, eat alot of bland tasteless food, cry alot, be hungry and MAYBE loose weight
or
i can eat what i like, go for walks, swim, whatever and enjoy life and learn how to deal with the extra weight that nobody notices but me anyways

i choose option b, makes for a much happier me

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I want to go swimming more. I miiiiss the water, yes I do.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

sooon :)
two months and counting