More X-Men musings

[trinityvixen]

I never seem to want to write fanfic for any fandom that ended on a good note. If X-Men 3 had closed out the cinema branch of the franchise in a better way, I might have let it rest. Instead, we got Brett Ratner's passable-only-to-the-masses film that basically massacred the characterizations that had finally found their footing in X2 and butchered the very ideals that the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants stood for (yes, the Brotherhood has some morals, just not many or many that make sense).

So, of course, I'm left going, "If only..." and visualizing these scenes that would have been much more dramatically satisfying than a lot of the ones that made it into the movie.

For instance:
1) Mystique confronting Magneto, the both without their powers.
Mystique has got every right to be pissed off. This girl puts up with a lot of shit to get her boss the things he wants, and she doesn't complain. That he abandons her instead of keeping her around to fuel his rage at what the humans did to her is totally out of character. She was a mutant, one of the most cunning women ever to walk the face of the earth, and a loyal supporter; Magneto doesn't give up on his followers, as evidenced by how far out of his way he went to recruit someone who could help him find her again. I totally want her to meet up with the now-powerless Magneto in the park and throw his weakness in his face. Without his powers, he's nothing, not a threat at all. Without hers, she's still savage and dangerous and pissed off. I think the scene would work best if it took place immediately after the last one in the movie, with Magneto just realizing that his powers are coming back. Mystique would be closer to a complete return to normal, having been dosed with less of the cure much earlier than Magneto. It would be that much more bitter a defeat if Mystique killed him not only when he was weak but when he was so close to being normal again. Oh, and she would kill him. No way would Raven pass up that chance. :)

2) The X-kids stepping up to full X-Men status
I wonder what the ceremony would be, how they would then turn around have to train the next generation of their peers. It would be extremely difficult to engender respect, even with their practical experience, when Bobby, Kitty, Rogue, and Colossus are all barely older than the new recruits (or, in X3's Kitty's case, when all the recruits are actually older). The film set up Bobby Drake to occupy the position of leadership after the old guard retires--which, if you're a comic book fan is so backwards ironic, it makes me laugh just thinking about it. And Rogue clearly is to be a noncombatant (in the Danger Room scene, she is only a Leech on Colossus). The four of them are interesting choices for the first set of new X-Men. Jubes isn't among their number, nor is Terry Cassidy, or even the fast-running kid from the first movie. Instead, you have the sort of party gamers would envy--the range fighter (Iceman), the warrior (Colossus), the defender (Kitty), and the reserve trooper (Rogue, I suppose, could just jump in to take the powers of a fallen teammate or distracted adversary). It's not the most offensive team the X-Men have ever weilded, but pretty darn effective. I wonder how much of that was actually Cyclops' doing, too--despite the movies doing their best to make him seem whiney and extraneous and interfering in the true love of Jean and Logan, Scott Summers is one of the more effective tacticians ever to go to bat for the good guys in the Marvel 'verse. That ought to be addressed, yo.

3) Warren Worthington III coming out as a mutant
In a move that makes no sense, Warren seems to have been held aside by his father to the point that he enjoyed none of the sort of spoiled upbringing comics-Warren had. There's no reason that his father's embarrassment should lead him to secrete his son away from the world. They clearly had the wing-rack of comic origin (which looked a lot less ridiculous than it did in the comics, so they did a good job with that at least), so therefore had the opportunity to let Warren out as a normal child. But the Warren onscreen is a skinny, scared boy who seems afraid of people. You don't get that way if you've gone out to normal schooling, normal socializing and managed to ever fool people for any length of time that there weren't six-foot wings growing out of your back. It implies heavily that Warren was tutored privately, and kept away from people as much as possible. How would it shake things up for Worthington Labs that the CEO's son was revealed to be a mutant? It might just expose the cure for the lie it was.

So many questions to ponder...so little interest in rectifying what was wrong with that movie, I can't make myself care.

So feiran, ivy03, and I had this hilarious conversation after we saw X-Men 3 which was really an alternative, even more geeky take on an argument ivy03 had had some time previous. Basically, after seeing Pyro and Iceman duke it out, she mentioned a time when some friends of hers were trying to figure out who would win in a fight between the Human Torch and Iceman. I asked who she thought, and she answered easily "the Human Torch." I think feiran and I surprised her mightily by immediately disagreeing. I think she thought for sure that we'd have thought the same. But it's not the same, we explained--Iceman is waaaaaaay more powerful than Johnny Storm. Practically, Bobby Drake's been known to liquify air, he's made it so cold. Without oxygen to burn, the Human Torch goes out, easy-peasy.

Then I went and said, "Yeah, plus Johnny Storm got his powers from being mutated versus Bobby Drake who was born that way and who is an Omega-level mutant."

feiran piped up, "Uh, Iceman's not Omega-level." She defined Omega-level as world-affecting power, something like Magneto, Xavier, or Phoenix are capable of. I, being a total jerk ass who has to be right all the time, kept arguing the case until I went and wiki'd Iceman to find that the general consensus was that he is Omega-level. But, until I could get home to look it up, feiran and I just went back and forth trying to prove our case by saying, "I think he is" or, "I think he isn't." Which is a totally logical, perfectly normal way to win an argument, really.

We are such geeks, I think we scared ivy03 with how much we got into it.

Comments

Re: You had to go there.....

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Let's get dangerous...

'cause I am totally going to fight you on this.

Marvel.com rearranged their bio pages or I would have been able to do that old quick check on basic stats. It used to rank each stat from one to seven, judging on hand-to-hand, endurance, sheer power, intelligence (did you know that Reed Richards is one of like three people with an intelligence score of 7? One of the others is GALACTUS. My God, what did that storm do to his BRAIN?).

So, I'll go with what they've got listed here instead:
http://www.marvel.com/universe/Iceman
http://www.marvel.com/universe/Human_Torch_%28Johnny_Storm%29

Turns out they've both been power-amped at one point or another. I dunno who trumps in that--Johnny got his from Galactus, Bobby from Loki. Gods are pretty mighty; Galactus is the devourer of worlds. It's a toss up.

Johnny Storm can go for hours, it seems, in his flame-state. Bobby is virtually indestructable. So, they both score high on endurance. However, in that score, I say Bobby one-up's Johnny because he can be around when the Human Torch goes out. All he has to do is regenerate. If this fight takes place near a body of water about the size of a lake, the Human Torch loses, hands down. If not, I'd say there's probably wiggle room for Johnny to pull out a victory. But seeing as planet Earth would be 2/3rds water...

Been nice knowing you, Johnny.

Re: You had to go there.....

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Ok, the only thing I have to say about the Galactus vs. Loki question is that literally Galactus could eat Loki. To put it in perspective, Galactus counts Death and Eternity (whose body is our universe) as his younger siblings. That said, any powers granted by Galactus would put a mortal on par with Loki.

For more info:
http://www.classicmarvel.com/cast/galactus.htm
http://www.classicmarvel.com/cast/loki.htm

But back to the core argument though: Bobby's regeneration power, as stated, only works so long as there is water present. The problem is that the human torch could quite litterally turn all the water in a given area into a sea of plasma (and as such making it impossible for Bobby to regenerate). Experience wise, the human torch really does have the upper hand in this match up. Plus the fact that the torch would be melting Bobby's ice constructs left and right would make it really hard for Iceman to get in any good shots. The best route for Bobby would be to try and outlast the Torch in a prolonged fight over hours to tire him out (which begs the question of who starts this fight in the first place).

Really though it depends a whole lot on what the opening shot looks like. Who starts it? Was the other guy caught off guard? Those two factors really would be the most likely ones to decide the fight.



PS: How to read the marvel rpg page links. The power and stat rankings go from feeble to "beyond" in the following order: Feeble(2), Poor(4), Typical(6), Good(10), Excellent(20), Remarkable(30), Incredible(40), Amazing(50), Monstrous(75), Unearthly(100), Shift-X(150), Shift-Y(250), Shift-Z(500), Class-1000(1000), Class-3000(3000), Class-5000(5000), Beyond(infinite). I prefer the marvel rpg pages mostly because they had to qualify a being's abilities in context with all other beings in the marvel universe so as not to be vague. There is a big difference between how smart Galactus is vs. how smart Reed Richards is.

Re: You had to go there.....

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

I had totally forgotten this thread, but having remembered, I also found that same site.

Iceman vs Human Torch.

If it were raw power, like that scene in the movie, Unearthly fire generation will beat Monstrous Ice Generation. Whether Iceman's self-healing would mean he could just keep taking damage indefinitely, I don't know.

A Nova Flame, though, at Shift-Z, would probably put him out of commission.

Re: You had to go there.....

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

This is what the Galactus conversion of the Human Torch would have looked like: http://www.classicmarvel.com/cast/nova_frankie_raye.htm


Prior to her conversion she had very similar, though slightly weaker, flame powers as Johnny.