Sweet Jesus

[trinityvixen]

SomethingAwful strikes again! The Tuesday Comedy Goldmine theme is: things people say in their sleep

I am dying. Quite possibly, I am dead already.

This shit just about made me choke on suppressed giggles:
Apparently I talk in my sleep as well. According to my manager, and corroborated by my phone's outgoing call log, I attempted to call off work one morning because I didn't like the smell of peaches.

Comments

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Please make sure your brother reads this. He talked in his sleep often. Most of the time was pretty darn funny. One time i tried to wake him up and he went off on me about if there are no patients why am i waking him up, and don't i know he needs sleep, and he is going to have my job for this...

yeah
seriously
talk to your brother when he is asleep
fun for hours :D

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I've only been guilty of this myself the once, and I don't remember what it was I said (Carrie would). But, speaking of my roommate, she's done this a bunch of times. Once, she woke up, saw me come into the room was all hellos and smiles. Twenty minutes later she actually woke up and was like "When did you get here!?"

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Oh no, your brother is the king of talking in his sleep. He actually called me once on his way back from atlantic city and fell asleep and kept talking to me for awhile, eventually he started snoring, i hung up, he woke up a few hours later with his phone in his hand.

rumor has it i talk in my sleep, but no idea what i say. I think i just muble and cry and stuff

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

No one's ever heard me, really, so I claim that I do not. All my sibs have some form of sleep trouble, and mine seems to be insomnia (manageable, but not funny).

Drew once scared the crap out of me by screaming, "No! JOHNNY NO!" I ran up to the third floor thinking it was serious or she'd had an awful nightmare. She didn't respond to me when I tried to wake her. Drew has a lot of good stories, actually. Like when she fell asleep with her eyes open. Or the time she sat on the stairs watching TV upstate. We went, "Drew are you awake?" She didn't say anything. "Drew, go back to bed." She got up and went.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

LOL
Well, i will tell you this, you stayed in the itty bitty appartment and I am a light sleeper and i never heard a peep out of you so i think you are good :)

I have never known anybody to talk in their sleep like Darryl. There are times we would have full 30 min conversations that he would not remember the next day. But be warned, sleeping fox is usually evil fox...He said alot of things that later when I told him he felt awful, but i learned to just ignore ignore it. If he said something mean, just assume he was asleep :D