Sweet Jesus

[trinityvixen]

SomethingAwful strikes again! The Tuesday Comedy Goldmine theme is: things people say in their sleep

I am dying. Quite possibly, I am dead already.

This shit just about made me choke on suppressed giggles:
Apparently I talk in my sleep as well. According to my manager, and corroborated by my phone's outgoing call log, I attempted to call off work one morning because I didn't like the smell of peaches.

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[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ha! Excellent stories, thanks for sharing.

I will ask your fiancee to keep a list from here on out. And you're supposed to tell me if you hear her say anything goofy, too!