Oh FUCK THIS NOISE, would you?

[trinityvixen]

They WON? Fucking crybaby, worst-examples-of-the-sacrament-of-marriage SHITFUCKS won!?!

I, for one, would like to know how much it cost to change the forms back. And I'd like that bill delivered right to these spoiled shits. I want it taken out on both their heads. I want them to have a special law passed TODAY (it's not 5 yet in California) saying that these two fuckwad, taint-sniffing, turdblossoms STILL HAVE TO BE "PARTY A" AND "PARTY B." Teach those two a fucking lesson before they continue on much longer in this conservative, entitled delusion that so long as they stamp their feet and hold their breath they'll get what they want and FUCK everyone else. I say, let 'em hold pass out and hit their heads. Might knock some goddamned sense into these cockbangers.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

"Couples filling out the license will now have the option of declaring themselves bride and groom, bride and bride or groom and groom. They can also leave the space blank."

So, no, they didn't win. The forms are replacing "Party A" and "Party B" with blanks. Which means that you could also be "Pimp" and "Ho", "Dude" and "Sweet", or "Master" and "Slave".

[jendaby.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't think they can. I think they get to pick bride or groom for each person or else put in nothing at all. But these idiots already have the shirts telling them which is which, why do they need to put it on paper? I mean, now it is basically like saying "pick a gender indentifier or you're nothing."

But, of course, if the selfish brats who sued the state were intelligent, they would have realized, as you have stated, that they could refer to themselves as whatever the hell they like, and it matters not what the state forms say.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

I think they realize that. They just want it to say that anyway, regardless of whether or not it matters. That is what makes them selfish brats.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I think they get to pick bride or groom for each person or else put in nothing at all.

Which would be accurate if this was a computerized drop-down, but we're talking about a government form here, which means it's on paper. So unless it reads "Circle One: Bride Groom Blank", it's a blank space to be filled in.

"Captain" and "First Mate", "Jedi" and "Sith", "Pirate" and "Ninja"...the possibilities are endless.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I could get behind this if those last ones were options. I'd totally pick "Sith."

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

This is reason #277618 that yours would be the most interesting wedding on record.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

SIth zombies? Forget about it! Surrender your brains and pray for the sweet release of death!