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[trinityvixen]

Zachary who?

So, most of you know I have the teensiest little crush on this guy and his goddamn fabulous eyebrows. Then I got my latest Entertainment Weekly. Little crush mostly crushed, but it's not because the Spock get-up is the quickest way to kill a girl boner ever.

It's because they had pictures of Karl Urban with his Doctor McCoy hairpiece. Pictures like this one, which do not get close enough for my liking. Or this one where he's barely in focus. Hell, this one makes him look more like Chekov than Chekov.

AND YET I AM SO ATTRACTED TO HIM I MIGHT GO BOOM.

No one is ever going to be able to talk me out of this, but I was always kind of in love with Dr. McCoy. Yes, fine, DeForrest Kelly = not that great looking, but there was enough fun about his character that I could look past that to the jumping of bones part! (HEE, BONES. I just got that.) It's like how in any anime/cartoon with a team, I always like the snarky second-in-command, sarcastic asshole character. (Hellooooooo, Lance!) So, yeah, he's funny and grumpy and I wuv him.

And Karl Urban is hot. And he's going to have that ridiculous hair and HAY YOU GUYZ WANNA GO SEE STAR TREK?

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

You don't like Star Trek. You dislike it so much that the Spock make-up is hurting your crush on Sylar. And yet, you want to jump Bones.

...WTF?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

There is no explaining it. I have always felt an unnatural love for Dr. McCoy, and now Karl Urban and his FABULOUS HAIRPIECE are going to make it a little less unnatural.

I'm a really, really bad Star Trek fan. I am, however, a tremendous pre-vert.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I read entries like this and I think, "Damn, we really need to get you laid. I wish I knew a bushy-eyebrowed serial killer who was single."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I were dating regularly, this would mean a marked decrease in my hilariously uncomfortable TMI posts! The hilarity quotient of this journal would decrease! How sad!

Alas, the serial killers that I like have another thing in common: I'm pretty sure the guys playing them are gay. I mean this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zachary_Quinto) is a yoga enthusiast who's going to play one half of the first slash OTP ever. This guy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_C_Hall) Two words: musical theater.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I think that would depend on who you were dating. I think it'd be awesome if you dated someone who was an glibly TMI as you were, then you could tell real-life stories of colossal perversity.

And Michael C. Hall is straight. Never mind the "marriage to a woman" and "suspected of dating another woman" thing: I did tons of musical theater and still love it; you can like both musical theater and boobs.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to supply mock material for my lusts. If any partner of mine did it, I'd probably throttle him. :P

I was kidding about Michael C. Hall. He just happens to be weird, not gay. But people who've met him and reported back pretty much all wonder if he's not also the latter.

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

Well said.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

I have to agree: despite supposedly dating Jennifer Carpenter, Michael C. Hall could not be gayer if he were actually David Fisher in real life. (That'd be his character from Six Feet Under, who was, in fact, totally gay.)

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

Any love for McCoy is unnatural. Just ask my mom: when Dax mentioned in "Trials and Tribble-ations" that one of her previous hosts having slept with him, my mom was like, "Oh, god, McCoy? Oh, ew, ack, bleah!" It was pretty funny.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

See, I used that episode as justification for my love!

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

But... he has the hands of a surgeon!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::giggles::