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[trinityvixen]

Zachary who?

So, most of you know I have the teensiest little crush on this guy and his goddamn fabulous eyebrows. Then I got my latest Entertainment Weekly. Little crush mostly crushed, but it's not because the Spock get-up is the quickest way to kill a girl boner ever.

It's because they had pictures of Karl Urban with his Doctor McCoy hairpiece. Pictures like this one, which do not get close enough for my liking. Or this one where he's barely in focus. Hell, this one makes him look more like Chekov than Chekov.

AND YET I AM SO ATTRACTED TO HIM I MIGHT GO BOOM.

No one is ever going to be able to talk me out of this, but I was always kind of in love with Dr. McCoy. Yes, fine, DeForrest Kelly = not that great looking, but there was enough fun about his character that I could look past that to the jumping of bones part! (HEE, BONES. I just got that.) It's like how in any anime/cartoon with a team, I always like the snarky second-in-command, sarcastic asshole character. (Hellooooooo, Lance!) So, yeah, he's funny and grumpy and I wuv him.

And Karl Urban is hot. And he's going to have that ridiculous hair and HAY YOU GUYZ WANNA GO SEE STAR TREK?

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

You don't like Star Trek. You dislike it so much that the Spock make-up is hurting your crush on Sylar. And yet, you want to jump Bones.

...WTF?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

There is no explaining it. I have always felt an unnatural love for Dr. McCoy, and now Karl Urban and his FABULOUS HAIRPIECE are going to make it a little less unnatural.

I'm a really, really bad Star Trek fan. I am, however, a tremendous pre-vert.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I read entries like this and I think, "Damn, we really need to get you laid. I wish I knew a bushy-eyebrowed serial killer who was single."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I were dating regularly, this would mean a marked decrease in my hilariously uncomfortable TMI posts! The hilarity quotient of this journal would decrease! How sad!

Alas, the serial killers that I like have another thing in common: I'm pretty sure the guys playing them are gay. I mean this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zachary_Quinto) is a yoga enthusiast who's going to play one half of the first slash OTP ever. This guy? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_C_Hall) Two words: musical theater.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I think that would depend on who you were dating. I think it'd be awesome if you dated someone who was an glibly TMI as you were, then you could tell real-life stories of colossal perversity.

And Michael C. Hall is straight. Never mind the "marriage to a woman" and "suspected of dating another woman" thing: I did tons of musical theater and still love it; you can like both musical theater and boobs.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to supply mock material for my lusts. If any partner of mine did it, I'd probably throttle him. :P

I was kidding about Michael C. Hall. He just happens to be weird, not gay. But people who've met him and reported back pretty much all wonder if he's not also the latter.

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

Well said.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

I have to agree: despite supposedly dating Jennifer Carpenter, Michael C. Hall could not be gayer if he were actually David Fisher in real life. (That'd be his character from Six Feet Under, who was, in fact, totally gay.)

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

Any love for McCoy is unnatural. Just ask my mom: when Dax mentioned in "Trials and Tribble-ations" that one of her previous hosts having slept with him, my mom was like, "Oh, god, McCoy? Oh, ew, ack, bleah!" It was pretty funny.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

See, I used that episode as justification for my love!

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

But... he has the hands of a surgeon!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

[habiliments.livejournal.com]

OH, CRIPES, that's weird.

Am concerned, though, that Chris Pine looks about 12 years younger than everyone else in the crew...

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

He also has that certain something, that je ne sais quoi. I can only sum it up as "fairly submissive queer." As I said above, he'll be in one of the great slash OTPs ever, so that should work well for him.

In all seriousness, he looks about half of everyone else's age, which includes the obviously young guys like Sulu or Spock. WTF?

[habiliments.livejournal.com]

I almost choked with laughter upon reading your reply. Srsly.

My coworker says, "I hear Vandel bells ringing!" but I don't know how many people that'll make sense to...

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You'll have to clear up that reference for me, too. Sounds like something I will have fun using later :)

[habiliments.livejournal.com]

It's from a Mercedes Lackey series ... someone posted a hysterical sorta-review of them recently (semi-recently?) but I can't seem to turn it up. No, wait, I can! Now that I've got his name spelled right (coworker spelled it wrong and confused me). Vanyel in fifteen minutes (http://rachelmanija.livejournal.com/438090.html).

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, okay, now I think I get it. I have been blessedly ignorant of Mercedes Lackey. I think, just maybe possibly, I will stay that way.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

... Karl Urban is hot, but you have lost your mind.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

YES I HAVE. It happens when the hormones go nutty like that. I fully admit this. There's just no excuse for the fact that Karl Urban + Dr. McCoy's wig = ME MADE OF LUST.

[moonlightalice.livejournal.com]

Ugh, this Star Trek movie is looking worse and worse. I'm worried it's going to wind up being Dawson's Creek In Space--a bunch of angsty, know-it-all, only technically post-pubescent men peeing all over a series of great icons.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it looks terrible. I might just, um, enjoy the pictures and skip the movie. It was already looking bad for the fact that it's a classic Trek reboot...

[(Anonymous)]

Hahahaha. It looks like they're putting on a high school play or something. :-P I'll definitely be going to see it, though. And yes, Karl Urban is hot. He was hot in the Bourne Supremacy, hot in LOTR (oh, Eomer, with his long hair and viking helmet). Just hot all around. Maybe he SHOULD have been Chekov :-P

[mithras03.livejournal.com]

sigh...me again. with a PS - LOVE that Simon Pegg is Scotty :-P

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Karl Urban is hot. He needs to be onscreen in better movies more often. And Simon Pegg is a-friggin-dorable. I hope he's in it more than anyone else.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

One can only hope that Pegg and John Cho star in a direct-to-DVD spin-off ala "Get Smart: Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control!" in which wacky mishaps ensue.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

What the F would Scotty and Sulu be doing together on the ship while the action is going on?

[(Anonymous)]

It doesn't matter, as long as they are mishaps, and they are wacky. Most likely this will involve a) preparing a banquet, b) something breaking and needing to be fixed, c) special guest stars, or d) all of the above.

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

Hopefully nothing that involves lines about how "I canna hold it, laddie!"