Some ::MIGHTY FIST SHAKING:: stories for you all

[trinityvixen]

I'd rather go to any and every Hell than go to Mormon heaven. (h/t newredshoes)

Seriously, Mormons: knock that shit off. You're officially on notice that if you try to baptize any more people posthumously, against their will, I will dig up Joseph Smith's corpse and stomp it into little bits, which I will then feed to a pig, whose shit I will then press into communion wafers and sell to you. You want to eat your ancestors, go ahead. Leave everyone else's the fuck alone.

Note to Judeo-Christianity: All your religions are as stupid as this one.

If you don't want your park littered with religiosity, DON'T START BY PUTTING THAT SHIT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. They can't have a leg to stand on, right? Even Evil!SCOTUS as we currently have must recognize that this is bullshit...right?

Goodbye Southern Strategy?

I doubt it. These things go in cycles, and we'll have maybe forty years of progressive policies if the trends are to be believed, and then the South will have a resurgence. (It always rises again, as we know.) It won't be white, though it will probably still be conservative. However, if we are so blessed as to have even four years of not having to listen to Suh-thuh-ners dictate how the rest of us are going to hell for not hating people and loving Jeebus enough, that's a welcome relief.

Comments

[shell524.livejournal.com]

As a southerner (sort of... I don't know how much Texas really counts as The South) I feel personally maligned by your demonizing the south. Not all of us are like that.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to feel maligned, though I would hope you know that it doesn't apply to you because you think. The unfortunate piece is that the South has made its voice heard and it is mostly the voice of regression. To paraphrase Gilbert and Sullivan, individually, I happen to like a lot of Southerners (Texans included); but collectively, I look upon them with the utmost detestation.

(Not really that severe, even, but I'd lose the Pirates of Penzance quote otherwise!)

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

"Though we adore men individually, we all agree that as a group they're rather stupid." -- Marry Poppins

And the quote you're looking for is "Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable; but, collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

lol, I just knew that somebody would go and correct what I wasn't anal enough to get right in the first place :P