Oh, I was warned

[trinityvixen]

But I wasn't able to really know how great the Dolph Lundgren version of The Punisher was until I watched it.

Holy shit, this should be mandatory viewing for everyone on the planet. I laughed, I cried, I flinched! (Okay, so, only that last one at the naked Dolph ass, but still!) I think The Punisher: War Zone, Titus Pullo or no Titus Pullo, is going to be hard-pressed to top this one. It's so bad, it's the best thing I've seen in an age.

Man, I should have watched the sucky-ass Thomas Jane Punisher movie first. Because I swear this is the best thing ever, and nothing is ever going to compare. Not fucking ever. Oh my stars.

Comments

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

The fact that there are ninjas at all is almost awesome enough. I remember a lot of exposition from The Fugitive's Dr. Traitor Friend in a room with a bunch of statues, and the stuff I mentioned above. Also I remember The Punisher going into a house that blows up literally like five seconds later as an escape route, and I remember Louis Gossett, Jr. yelling "FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK" at the end when The Punisher vanishes.