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[trinityvixen]

I popped into a GameStop over Christmas break to browse, saw a copy of The Darkness XBOX 360 game for $8 and I couldn't pass it up. It's funny: feiran downloaded the demo back when it first came out, we were both unimpressed, but still I was always tempted when I'd see it in the store. When it was $18, I still couldn't bring myself to buy it. But at $8? Hell, I bought The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Revenge for that much!

Was it a great game? No. Decidedly not. Was it a good enough game? Absolutely. Part of the fun, obviously, is getting to be The Darkness. Like getting to be a Jedi (more on that in a minute), it's far too much fun to pass up. feiran actually introduced me to the comic, and I confess I loved it better than the Witchblade stuff I'd been enjoying at the time. It's just more fun in general (and more funny). The Darkness is so powerful, Jackie Estacado is a bastard but good, and did I mention the Darkness is AWESOME? The ability to make anything you wish out of nothing? How can you pass that up?

The game did have that going for it. I got to use my Darklings to rip, shoot, explode, and electrocute bad guys, and my Darkness aura had like snake monsters (okay, maybe they were tentacles) that could shoot out and kill people and also eat their hearts to make me more powerful. Gameplay was a mother, though. I had better control over creatures that scaled walls and such when I played the PC Aliens vs Predator back in, like, 1997. The ending was almost the worst non-ending, non-boss fight I'd ever played. (The winner of that category is still Mysteries of the Sith.) Still, it was fun while it lasted. (I GOT TO BE THE DARKNESS. NO SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS.)

One thing about the story: It wasn't the one of the original comic. It was something else, one either based on a reboot of the franchise (there have been a few) or as a new reboot itself. For whatever reason, I ended up in some place not quite but entirely unlike Hell, with decor of World War I trenches by way of Hellraiser. I fought Germans. Germans with metallic protrusions sticking out of their heads that the Borg would find uncomfortable. I also committed suicide. Twice. Yeah, I don't quite get that either. The guy doing the voice work of The Darkness was appropriately creepy, if maddeningly inconsistent about what it wanted. If only Jackie had been similarly well done. Character graphic design was on a level with something like Max Payne, which is an old game, and whatever technical improvements there were, they were still Uncanny Valley moments everywhere. And his voice? Ugh, I think there were fewer abuses of goombah accents in that horrible Doctor Who episode, "Daleks in Manhattan."

And now I'm finally onto Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, which I've only had since FOREVER. It appeals to me immensely. For one thing, it's not too terribly hard at the level I'm at, which is good because I suck at video games. For another, I enjoy the throwback to the original idea for Luke by calling the main character Starkiller. (Very nice touch, LucasArts.) There's also the part where I GET TO BE A JEDI. Well, sorta. I mean, I am evil. But before Lucas made up the Sith out of nowhere, back in the good old Dark Forces/Jedi Knight days, evil Jedi were...Dark Jedi, end of story. (They were also bad mother-fuckers. Look at their fucking leader!)

So yeah, I've gone from being a murderous, vengeance-driven force of Hell to being a murderous, Sith-driven force of Darth Vader. Me likey. As I told moonlightalice, there's nothing about this I don't like. I killed Wookies. MERCILESSLY. I threw things into Stormtroopers and Rebels alike. I may or may not have just choked random dudes who were the last survivors in a given area just to watch them struggle and die. I even like the sexed-out lady pilot who drives my ship, although I all but fell out when she opened her mouth and was not voiced by Tricia Helfer. (I mean, look at her. Tell me there's not a strong resemblance!) But hoo-hoo aaaalllright. Sexy lady pilot!

Comments

[ladyelysium.livejournal.com]

The worst ending for me had to be the ending to Bioshock - Not only did you do sweet fuck all in the boss "battle", but the ending itself wasn't even a cinematic, just a bunch of photos displayed in the same way a person would do a shitty Power Point presentation. So, so, so disappointing.

I absolutely LOVED devouring the hearts, so much so I remember calling my Mum into the living room (I lived at home back when I first played it) and told her to watch the cute little monsters! :D The Darklings were pretty sweet too, did you get all of the outfits for them?

Haha, I'm a huuuuuge nerd and do love me some games & graphic novels. Always great to meet a fellow nerd ;]

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

BioShock had a slightly nothing ending, though the last boss battle seemed pretty tough. (I didn't play. My roommate and I have this bizarre, unspoken arrangement where I tend to play games or she does. It's the rare game we both end up playing.) I'm hoping for more from the next one. I forgave a little because I think it was so successful at wooing me with the twist. I might be one of those types who never sees twists coming, but that one totally threw me. But as far as an end goes, yeah, it was anti-climactic. (Though not as bad as Assassin's Creed. So far, II seems to be improving on that, but AC left me going "Whaaa...?")

I liked the ickle snakeys so much. When they'd fight, I would tell them to share, babies. Then my roommate would give me a funny look and remind me that these were video game monsters not our cats. I couldn't help it. They were cute! Especially the black hole ones. So smilely! (THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH ME.) I tut-tutted at the Berserker peeing on people though. Couldn't he just get the eyes, like in the comic? Whatevs! No, I didn't get all the outfits. I was thinking I could do another run through on harder mode (it wasn't too, too hard on normal) and try to get all the achievements on single player (I'm not a multiplayer type).

I will end this post with: YAY NERDS.

[ladyelysium.livejournal.com]

I think the ending of AC was meant to be quite anti-climatic, especially seeing how the beginning of the second game was quite literally picking up from where you left off in the first game. I can't waaaaaaait for Bioshock 2 to come out, not long to go now :D

I loved it when the demon-arm-things would fight over a heart. Or when one would throw it up into the air and catch it. D'aww :3

I wasn't fond of the multiplayer aspect of the game, mainly because it was always dead :(

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

This is the year of the video game sequel--BioShock 2, Mass Effect 2, Assassin's Creed 2, Dead Rising 2, possibly Dead Space 2. Unlike with movies, I'm actually pleased and excited by this. Because these were great games with a lot more world-building or spin-off potential. I can't wait for any of them. (I'm rocking back and forth in my seat, sitting-on-my-hands-to-keep-them-away-from-the-spoilers excited about Mass Effect 2.)

Aw, Demonsnakeys. So cute. It helps that I think regular snakes are adorable, I suppose. But these are especially cute. I am also weird. (Have I mentioned?) My first thought when I see a great white shark on TV is "PUPPEH!!!!"

True story about multiplayer: I suck at it. I don't even play board games on XBOX Live. It's not safe for me. I tried playing every species of Predator, Alien, or human back when Aliens vs Predator 2 came out. My average lifespan was 6 seconds? Maybe?

[ladyelysium.livejournal.com]

This is going to be a better year than last year when it comes to being an Xbox gamer - On top of the ones you mentioned, I am also looking forward to Splinter Cell Conviction, Alan Wake, FFXIII, Fable 3, Fallout New Vegas, Batman: Arkham Asylum 2, Aliens vs. Predator (yup, a new game!)... And there are probably more that I've forgotten. Games like Dante's Inferno and Bayonetta will probably be on a "rent only" list.

My poor bank account is crying out in pain already.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I forgot Arkham Asylum 2! To that already huge list, I have to add Lego Harry Potter, which I've been begging for years now. I think the way to do this is to trade off purchases with my roommate until she goes to medical school. THEN THE XBOX WILL BE MINE! Ahem.

[ladyelysium.livejournal.com]

Daniel (the husband) and I are very bad for each other when it comes to buying games because we both would happily sacrifice a month of good food for some video game purchases. We need to change, but 2010 is looking to be a great time to be a gamer!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I made up for it last year. I was so good, didn't buy many games (there weren't many to covet, really), and I got through some of my backlog on games. Surely that means dropping ::looks at list:: $500 on games is acceptable this year?