Evil = sexy
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trinityvixenProof positive that being evil makes you sexier than being good (besides random episodes of Smallville wherein anyone possessed by evil in any way suddenly looks like they stepped out of a Pantene commercial)?
I'm playing through Mass Effect 2 as evil Shepard. I've already been jumped by the crazy biotic in my ship's basement. It took good Shepard the entire length of the game to get it on with the one dude. And that was only at the end, right before the last boss fight, where everyone expected to die and sexing up crew members probably wouldn't matter. Evil Shepard gets laid before he even has a full crew.
I wonder if I can go for a hat trick with evil Shepard? Like, I can pretend I still love Ashley (whom, apparently, was the default person I romanced if I don't load an old Mass Effect save) and still find someone else to bone before aforementioned suicide mission.
(I will also say this: being evil causes your facial scars to become more pronounced. Because all male Shepards are hideously ugly this is actually quite an improvement.)
In other news, my Oscar kitty jumped into my lap for love last night, which I gave (around shooting things in my game). I noticed he'd hurt the inside of his ear. I figured it was from a fight with Wally. But then I noticed he'd hurt the outside of his ear as well. There's a big spot where there is a shallow wound and no hair. The spot is slightly smaller than a dime but too large to be a bite or claw mark. I wonder if he burned it on the radiator they're always sitting by? Poor baby. I cuddled him good. I don' know what it is about me and cats. They're always getting their widdle ears wounded. Poor Oscar.
I'm playing through Mass Effect 2 as evil Shepard. I've already been jumped by the crazy biotic in my ship's basement. It took good Shepard the entire length of the game to get it on with the one dude. And that was only at the end, right before the last boss fight, where everyone expected to die and sexing up crew members probably wouldn't matter. Evil Shepard gets laid before he even has a full crew.
I wonder if I can go for a hat trick with evil Shepard? Like, I can pretend I still love Ashley (whom, apparently, was the default person I romanced if I don't load an old Mass Effect save) and still find someone else to bone before aforementioned suicide mission.
(I will also say this: being evil causes your facial scars to become more pronounced. Because all male Shepards are hideously ugly this is actually quite an improvement.)
In other news, my Oscar kitty jumped into my lap for love last night, which I gave (around shooting things in my game). I noticed he'd hurt the inside of his ear. I figured it was from a fight with Wally. But then I noticed he'd hurt the outside of his ear as well. There's a big spot where there is a shallow wound and no hair. The spot is slightly smaller than a dime but too large to be a bite or claw mark. I wonder if he burned it on the radiator they're always sitting by? Poor baby. I cuddled him good. I don' know what it is about me and cats. They're always getting their widdle ears wounded. Poor Oscar.
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