Evil = sexy

Proof positive that being evil makes you sexier than being good (besides random episodes of Smallville wherein anyone possessed by evil in any way suddenly looks like they stepped out of a Pantene commercial)?

( The proof is in the bomp-chicka-wow-wow! )

In other news, my Oscar kitty jumped into my lap for love last night, which I gave (around shooting things in my game). I noticed he'd hurt the inside of his ear. I figured it was from a fight with Wally. But then I noticed he'd hurt the outside of his ear as well. There's a big spot where there is a shallow wound and no hair. The spot is slightly smaller than a dime but too large to be a bite or claw mark. I wonder if he burned it on the radiator they're always sitting by? Poor baby. I cuddled him good. I don' know what it is about me and cats. They're always getting their widdle ears wounded. Poor Oscar.

Er...

I'm not... look, it's not like I'm sorry about doing it. Or embarrassed. I lost the ability to be embarrassed by my geekery when a kid I knew in high school--who I hadn't interacted with for four years--introduced me to his girlfriend as "that girl with The Matrix stickers all over her binders."

But I must have been really tired when I made my second Shepard character. I don't even remember naming him. It's a blip on the timeline of his creation compared to the agonizing process of trying (and failing) to make him not ass-faced. (Note to future self reading back on her LJ tags as Mass Effect 3 comes out: JUST LEAVE THE DEFAULT.)

I was looking at his name today. I named him Morbo. It's not that that's extraordinary--people often name player characters after other characters. moonlightalice was just regaling me with the tale of her Star Trek Online character, Leah Brahms. So this sort of thing happens.

But...Morbo? Was this because I finally watched the last Futurama movie recently? Why Morbo? Why don't I even remember naming him that? I almost did a spit-take when I saw his name.

If I were to ask "What is wrong with me?" would I like the answers I'd give myself?